Anyone who knows anyone selling a foosball table, please let me know as my roommate and I are trying to purchase one at a fair price. After some shit-fuck-fuck-you-fag-face-deuschebag Leewood people screwed us over, we’re now back in the market for one.
So ya… Any help would be appreciated.
Because then magically enhanced bunnies crap out wondrous eggs! New eggs one might say; filled with all sorts of mind-boggling goodies of maniacal proportions! However, this being the season for obese men in tacky jumpsuits to come breaking and entering into houses all over the world, I suppose I’ll just have to make do.
After reading Xich’s latest babbling, I’m inclined to agree with his assessment of wanting cold hard cash rather than another pair of novelty underwear. Really, it seems to be the general consensus of my age demographic these days. To many, the satisfaction found this time of year is derived from dreaming up some fantastic thingie and then presenting that thingie to some person. Giving cash is greatly frowned upon by these individuals, as it seemingly kills the ’spirit’ behind the event. While I can somewhat understand the concept behind those notions, I utterly disagree with it. In the end, what they’re essentially doing is trying to provide another person with some sort of thingie that presents them a modicum amount of happiness. Sometimes that thingie is a bit on the expensive side and the simple act of presenting funds towards that purchasing goal is an extremely appreciated gesture. As the ‘toys’ I’m inclined to have desirous wishes towards start at around $200 and gallop up from there, giving one of these outright to me just simply isn’t within the financial means (or motivations) of my friends and family. The cash option is then in almost all situations these days far more preferable.
So uhm ya… Give me your monies and I’ll take your name off the list.
On a side note however, if anyone actually reading this does have the scratch to provide for such items, these are on the top of the list:
MSI P6N SLI-FI LGA 775 NVIDIA nForce 650i SLI ATX Intel Motherboard - Retail
Model #: P6N SLI-FI
Item #: N82E16813130082
Intel Core 2 Duo E6600 Conroe 2.4GHz LGA 775 Processor Model BX80557E6600 - Retail
Model #: BX80557E6600
Item #: N82E16819115003
G.SKILL 1GB 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 800 (PC2 6400) Desktop Memory Model F2-6400PHU1-1GBNR - Retail
Model #: F2-6400PHU1-1GBNR
Item #: N82E16820231085
I need four of those memory sticks on a side note.
SAMSUNG SpinPoint T Series HD501LJ 500GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s Hard Drive - OEM
Model #: HD501LJ
Item #: N82E16822152052
XFX PVT84GUDF3 GeForce 8600GTS 256MB 128-bit GDDR3 PCI Express x16 HDCP Ready SLI Supported Video Card - Retail
Model #: PVT84GUDF3
Item #: N82E16814150228
Those can all be found very conveniently here.
I ended up hating all the banners that I vomited out sans the one that’s up now (and even it is giving me the evil eye), so ya… no more rotating banners.
Added a rotator script thingie for the banner, so if it fugs up please let me know.
My sleeping schedule has never been a shining example to follow, but as of late it has simply deteriorated into an absolute abomination of unhealthiness. While the majority of my angst lies in my extremely active insomnia, I also am the lucky winner of a sleeping disorder known as sleep paralysis (or as it used to be known, “Old Hag’s Syndrome”).
Many of the tales people have woven around the idea of being abducted by aliens have been attributed to SP episodes. I’ve never personally experienced that type of hallucination while having one, but I can easily see how they could arrive at certain ET conclusions. Others believe they are having OBEs (Out of Body Experiences) and have even gone so far as to deliberately trigger an SP episode in order to gain that “awareness” again. Sad really.
I suppose at this point I might as well try to explain what exactly going through one of these horrific events is like, so far as I have experienced them. They occur most often when I’m coming out of light sleep; often having awoken a few times first or when I’m taking short naps. You get the impression that you are waking up, but when you go to move any part of your body, you find you can’t in any meaningful way. Very small, jerky movements are about the best I can accomplish once it occurs. While in this near-catatonic state, my breathing is still very shallow as if I were still asleep and since I can’t move, panic begins to set in demanding a lot more air than I’m capable of producing at that moment. Therefore, not only can I not communicate or move, but I’m also feeling the sensation that I’m suffocating to death. This is by far, the worst part of having SP for me. One particularly bad episode caught me sleeping on my stomach with my face mostly turned into the pillow. I remember being a bit congested that night and once the even began, my mouth was shut and I was hardly able to pull any air in through my clogged-up nostrils. It took nearly 5 or so minutes (I’m guessing here) before I was finally able to force my mouth open enough to draw in enough air that I didn’t feel like I was going to die. Although that was by far the most frightening, it (thankfully) didn’t last for very long. I’m fairly certain I’ve set a record (as I’ve never seen mention of anything longer than this) for the longest time being paralyzed, which was for 45 minutes. I know it was exactly this amount of time as I was able to barely get my eyes open enough to see a clock and I also could hear the television go through one complete episode of whatever show was on.
So ya… I’ve had this crap happen to me periodically (sometimes several times a week) since I was about 12. Sometimes I’m given a reprieve for a few months at a time wherein I’m not haunted by them, but as of late I think I’ve had at least one almost every night of the week for the last two weeks. What’s really annoying, is no matter how much sleep I’ve had prior to going into an SP, once it’s over I feel absolutely exhausted, confused and extremely shaken up, basically destroying any of the rest that I received beforehand.
If you’re curious about sleep paralysis and want to know more, I’ve found a few sites that are decently helpful here, here and of course the wiki here.
On a side note, for those of you that know me, please, please, please, if you ever see me breathing funny or making noises while I look asleep, shake me and shake me hard, until I say something coherent.
My apologies if your eyes bleed whilst I fuck with stuff as I’m changing the layout of the site. Since I’m extremely lazy, I have to do it a piece at a time or it’ll never get done, therefore you have to suffer the consequences of the crap that goes wrong.
Huzzah.
This just in.
It was brought to my attention recently (as in now and in real time) that the only motivating factor I have these days, not to live like a complete and total slovenly pig, is in the ever constant pursuit of “the poon”. This was conveyed to me in a matter-of-fact manner by my roommate MarkimusPrime and really… I can’t argue.
That will be all.
Do you know where your insomnia is?
…
I sure fucking do.