I mimicked my cat today. 

She scampered about the house; I crawled after her on hands and knees. 

She meowed at me; I made insensible noises back at her. 

She rolled around on the ground; I rolled around and banged my head on a table.

She cleaned her rusty sheriff’s badge via her tongue; I contemplated the meaning of life.

Passive Aggressive: Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of aggression are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by stubbornness, sullenness, procrastination, or intentional inefficiency.

Irony: An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.